Democrats allegedly consider celebrity candidates in radical “blitz primary” amidst Biden debate fallout

Biden out, Taylor Swift and Oprah In? Leaked plan shakes up 2024 raceMARCALAPRESSE

In a wild twist fit for a Netflix political thriller, an allegedly a jaw-dropping leaked memo could shake the very foundations of theDemocratic Party.

Georgetown law professor Rosa Brooks and venture capitalist Ted Dintersmith are the masterminds behind a scheme that might just make House of Cards look like a Sunday picnic.

Picture this: President Joe Biden, reeling from his catastrophic debate flop in Atlanta, bows out by mid-July.

Enter the “blitz primary” – a high-octane political derby where anyone with a dream and a decent following, from Taylor Swift to Oprah Winfrey, can throw their hat into the ring.

The same Swift who’s been breaking records and hearts, and Oprah, the queen of daytime TV, could soon be vying for the highest office in the land.

The memo, dripping with urgency, paints a dire picture. “We can limp to shameful, avoidable democracy-ending defeat,” it proclaims. “Or Democrats can make this Our Finest Hour.

” Brooks and Dintersmith are calling for weekly forums, a sort of political Coachella, with Michelle Obama, Taylor Swift, and Oprah as the rockstar moderators.

Candidates would strut their stuff before delegates, who’d then use ranked-choice voting to pick their champion, all before the Democratic National Convention in Chicago on August 19.

But here’s the kicker – President Biden, despite the mounting pressure and this elaborate, movie-scripted plan, hasn’t shown an ounce of interest in stepping aside.

With less than four months to go before the November 5 general election, he’s still out there shaking hands, kissing babies, and making campaign stops like it’s 2020 all over again.

Kamala Harris’ fate uncertain amidst bold Democratic proposal

And if you think Vice President Kamala Harris would automatically be handed the nomination, think again. This plan leaves her fate hanging in the balance, adding another layer of drama to an already explosive situation.

Brooks, clearly not a fan of subtlety, received positive feedback on the memo, hinting that big names within the party might just rally behind this audacious proposal if Biden gives it his blessing. But so far, the President has shown no signs of relenting.

The leaked document doesn’t mince words, comparing Biden to a “modern-day George Washington” but stopping short of blind allegiance.

“Yes, President Biden has served his country with distinction for five decades. Yes, this honorable man deserves our respect, gratitude and admiration,” it reads. “But not our blind loyalty.”

The memo calls for the new nominee to be unveiled on stage at the DNC, flanked by President Biden, former President Barack Obama, and former President Bill Clinton.

In the world of politics, reality often trumps fiction. This latest twist is proof that in Washington, D.C., you should always expect the unexpected.

Whether Biden bows out gracefully or charges ahead to November, one thing’s for sure – this race is shaping up to be one for the history books.